Before going on vacation, a man went to a tanning salon. He was under the lights a bit long and the protective shades he wore left a big white circle around each eye.
Gazing at himself in the mirror the next day, he thought, “Man, I look like a clown.”
He had almost convinced himself that he was overreacting until he got in line at the grocery store. He felt a tug on his sleeve and looked down to see a toddler staring up at him. The child asked, “Are you giving out balloons?”

Balloons are fun aren’t they?  Well we have them and can custom print them for your business. Whether it is a fair or any other social gathering, we can do custom balloons for you. We have Latex and Mylar balloons. So choose your color, choose your logo/print, and let us handle the rest.

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In this day and age most everything that plugs into a computer is USB. And sometimes you just don’t have enough spots to plug everything in. Or you have enough sockets but the back of your computer looks like a rat’s nest. That’s where the Tangle® comes in, It is a four port USB hub that can be bent and twisted into an endless amount of shapes. It works with any type of computer USB port. Each of the four ports can be twisted a full 180 degrees. This item is the perfect promotion or merchandise for any IT company or other computer-related company. The Tangle® has five spots where a company name can be printed on it. These are fun and very useful.

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“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

No one wants their undies falling out of a paper bag on the way to the laundry room, which is why laundry bags are the hot back-to-college gift. They can be given out by housing and residential life offices as well as college and university orientation programs.

Some schools cover the entire cost of ordering these to give to all new students on campus by selling advertisements on the bag to Subway, pizza restaurants, banks, and other local businesses.

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You Might Be a Redneck If…

You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

Styrofoam coolers are good at keeping your drinks cold, but if you have just one drink a whole cooler is going a little overboard. So check out these awesome can coolers! We have one for any promotion. We have all different shapes; houses, coins, fish bowls, earths, sport balls, heavy duty metal ones, we even have ones that you can completely design yourself from shape to color to custom imprint. We have a new webpage showing the largest selection available with custom imprints, click here to see it. You choose your favorite style and if available your favorite color, then let us print your custom logo on them. They make great personalized gifts or promotions.

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis!
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

Tennis is a great sport that is fun to watch and fun to play. We do custom printed tennis balls, tennis ball canisters, and custom printed tennis ball keychains. These items are great for sponsors, teams, or special awards. You can even have special tournament balls with the year and the league or you can have team balls with your team name or logo on it. These are professional level balls. Get your custom tennis stuff.

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We now offer an 18oz Poly-Pure Mountain Bottle Lite. This bottle is made from PETE #1 plastic that is BPA Free. They are also by far the most economical option we offer for water bottles (aka very cheap inexpensive promotional product). Available in a wide varity of bottle and lid colors and as a tethered lid bottle (Nalgene style) or push pull cap sports bottle. The smaller, 18 oz size is great for kids, children at preschools / elementry schools, etc. Custom bottle colors available on orders of 5000 bottles or more.

18oz sports bottle

18oz Tethered lid Water bottle BPA FREE

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• When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in the movie theater, he walked over and whispered “Sorry sir, but you are allowed only one seat.” The man moaned but didn’t budge. “Sir,” the usher said more loudly, “if you don’t move, I’ll have to call the manager.” The man moaned again but stayed where he was. The usher left and returned with the manager, who, after several attempts at dislodging the fellow, called the police. The cop looked at the reclining man and said, “All right, what’s your name, joker?” “Joe”, he mumbled. “And where are you from, Joe?” Joe responded painfully, “The balcony!”

I love going to the movies, but the best part is the popcorn! Then again, popcorn is good anywhere and it’s good for you. The easiest way (and sometimes the yummiest) to make popcorn is in the microwave. Just toss the bag in there and viola! popcorn. And now we custom print microwave popcorn bags. Get your business some tasteful advertising. This is good tasting popcorn. Get some for yourself.

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Breast Cancer is the second most common cancer in women. In 2004, 186,772 women and 1,815 men were diagnosed with breast cancer; and 40,954 women and 362 men died from breast cancer.
Source: CDC Division of Cancer Prevention and Control- Breast Cancer

These breast cancer awareness bracelets can be used to bring hope and encouragement. These bracelets are in stock to ship immediately. They are exclusively available at imprintitems.com. These bracelets are the only ones on the market that mention prayer as a possible aid. To get the best pricing, order in bulk then share with others or raise money for the cause.

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Get your academic calendar with a custom logo or imprint. Computer monitor calendars and magnet calendars can be changed to start with August or September for a small fee. We also offer pocket planners for students, they are ideal for colleges and schools for their staff and students. Get any type of calendar with your custom imprint and logo on it.

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Check out our Vagabond Magnets. They can be printed with your custom logo, name, or business information. We have a good selection, so find the one you want and let us put it to work for you.

These all terrain magnets stick to glass, metal, wood, and plastic! They are preferred by computer repair companies, IT departments, and software companies because they do not pose the concern that regular magnets do. They won’t corrupt a disk, file, CD, or smart strip on ID card or pass card.

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