It has been claimed that these are from real court room experiences — taken down and published by court reporters!
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
You be the judge!
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