{"id":101,"date":"2009-01-21T12:22:38","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T17:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/jokes\/take-me-out-to-the-ball-game\/"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:42:38","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:42:38","slug":"take-me-out-to-the-ball-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/101\/take-me-out-to-the-ball-game","title":{"rendered":"Take me out to the ball game"},"content":{"rendered":"

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.<\/p>\n

When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started…….the doctor yelled, “Up Nuts” and the patients complied by standing up.<\/p>\n

After the anthem he yelled, “Down Nuts,” and they all sat back down in their seats.<\/p>\n

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, “Cheer Nuts.” They all brokeout into applause and cheered.<\/p>\n

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, “Booooo Nuts!!!” and they all started booing and cat calling.<\/p>\n

Thinking things were going very well, the doctor decided to go get a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.<\/p>\n

When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the doctor asked, “What in the world happened?”<\/p>\n

The assistant replied, “Well, everything was going just fine till a vendor passed by and yelled PEANUTS!”<\/p>\n

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