{"id":1010,"date":"2008-08-07T11:51:42","date_gmt":"2008-08-07T16:51:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=1010"},"modified":"2008-08-11T17:27:31","modified_gmt":"2008-08-11T22:27:31","slug":"just-clowning-around-balloons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/1010\/just-clowning-around-balloons","title":{"rendered":"Just Clowning Around"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before going on vacation, a man went to a tanning salon. He was under the lights a bit long and the protective shades he wore left a big white circle around each eye.<br \/>\nGazing at himself in the mirror the next day, he thought, &#8220;Man, I look like a clown.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe had almost convinced himself that he was overreacting until he got in line at the grocery store. He felt a tug on his sleeve and looked down to see a toddler staring up at him. The child asked, &#8220;Are you giving out balloons?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Balloons\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/balloons.htm\">Balloons<\/a> are fun aren&#8217;t they?\u00a0  Well we have them and can custom print them for your business.  Whether it is a fair or any other social gathering, we can do custom balloons for you.  We have Latex and Mylar balloons.  So choose your color, choose your logo\/print, and let us handle the rest.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/balloons2.htm#balloon1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1012\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/standard-balloon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"183\" height=\"268\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/balloons2.htm#balloon2\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1013\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/luminous-balloon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/luminous-balloon.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/luminous-balloon-106x150.jpg 106w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/balloons2.htm#balloon4\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1011\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/mylarheart.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/mylarheart.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/mylarheart-125x150.jpg 125w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Balloons\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/balloons.htm\">Click here to see our balloon page<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before going on vacation, a man went to a tanning salon. He was under the lights a bit long and the protective shades he wore left a big white circle around each eye. Gazing at himself in the mirror the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/1010\/just-clowning-around-balloons\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[560,501],"class_list":["post-1010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-promotional-product-ideas","tag-balloons","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}