{"id":1233,"date":"2008-10-29T15:50:24","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T20:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=1233"},"modified":"2017-08-03T16:08:05","modified_gmt":"2017-08-03T21:08:05","slug":"bright-ideas-light-bulb-shaped-promotions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/1233\/bright-ideas-light-bulb-shaped-promotions","title":{"rendered":"Bright Ideas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Light Bulb Jokes: [n.1] {Ly-t Bul-b Jo-k-s}
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Definition of: How many (name of group of people\/persons) does it take to change a light bulb ? <\/span><\/p>\n

Answer: (A finite positive integer F) One to change the bulb, and the rest to (behave in a manner stereotypical of their group) or (say something stereotypical of their group in certain situations)<\/span><\/p>\n

Note: If F<2 then the joke can still be extremely funny, but you will probably need to choose a different generating formula. Where F=0, particular cleverness is required.<\/p>\n

Here are a few of our favorites (although the wit in the above makes it a favorite even if it is not truely a joke)<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
\nA:<\/strong> Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight. <\/span><\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
\nA:<\/strong> Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going “To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right…”<\/span><\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> How many anglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
\nA:<\/strong> Five, and you should’ve seen the light bulb! It must have been *this* big! Five of us were barely enough! <\/span><\/p>\n

And finally,<\/p>\n

Q:<\/span><\/strong> How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
\nA:<\/strong> None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.<\/span><\/p>\n

And to go along with it, here are a few of our favorite light bulb promotional products.\u00a0\u00a0 Great for celebrating bright ideas or customer and employee suggestions programs.\u00a0 Or promote your company as innovative and full of great ideas with any of our light bulb products.\u00a0 Click on each photo for more information!<\/p>\n

\"lightbulb<\/a>

lightbulb shaped memo clip<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Modern<\/a>

Modern Light Bulb Smash Tee<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Traditional<\/a>

Traditional Light Bulb Smash Tee<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Glass<\/a>

Glass Jar Light Bulbs<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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