{"id":1707,"date":"2009-02-27T15:35:21","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T20:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=1707"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:42:37","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:42:37","slug":"boat-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/1707\/boat-trouble","title":{"rendered":"Boat Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"

A friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He didn’t have a CB radio in his car, so he decided to use his marine radio to get help. Climbing into his boat, he broadcast his call letters and asked for assistance. A Coast Guard officer responded, “Please give your location.”<\/p>\n

“I’m on Interstate-75, two miles south of Standish.”<\/p>\n

The officer paused, “Could you repeat that?”<\/p>\n

“I-75, two miles south of Standish.”<\/p>\n

A longer pause.<\/p>\n

Then an incredulous voice asked, “How fast were you going when you hit shore?”<\/p>\n

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