{"id":1732,"date":"2009-03-21T18:01:58","date_gmt":"2009-03-21T23:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=1732"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:42:36","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:42:36","slug":"texas-steakhouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/1732\/texas-steakhouse","title":{"rendered":"Texas Steakhouse"},"content":{"rendered":"

Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others.<\/p>\n

The first man ordered his steak “rare — red rare.”<\/p>\n

The second said, “Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. I want to see blood dripping out of it.”<\/p>\n

Not to be outdone, the third man said, “Aw, just turn the bull loose and I’ll tear off a hunk as he goes by.”<\/p>\n

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