{"id":1746,"date":"2009-03-24T18:19:21","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T23:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=1746"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:42:36","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:42:36","slug":"horse-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/1746\/horse-joke","title":{"rendered":"Horse Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"

One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse.<\/p>\n

Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: “I think your horse looks pretty good, so I’ll give you $500 for him.”<\/p>\n

“He doesn’t look good, and he’s not for sale,” the farmer said.<\/p>\n

The man insisted, “I think he looks good and I’ll up the price to $1000!”<\/p>\n

“He doesn’t look so good,” the farmer said, “but if you want him that much, he’s yours.”<\/p>\n

The next day the man came back raging mad. He went up to the farmer and screamed, “You sold me a blind horse! You cheated me!”<\/p>\n

The farmer calmly replied, “I told you he didn’t look so good, didn’t I?”<\/p>\n

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