{"id":1880,"date":"2009-03-27T10:38:01","date_gmt":"2009-03-27T15:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=1880"},"modified":"2009-03-18T10:40:13","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T15:40:13","slug":"elderly-bathtub-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/1880\/elderly-bathtub-joke","title":{"rendered":"Elderly Bathtub Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"

Three sisters, ages 92,94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yells.<\/p>\n

The 94 -year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful”, and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”<\/p>\n

We realize dementia is no laughing matter, and share this cute joke simply to share a smile with our clients.<\/p>\n

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