{"id":195,"date":"2007-12-15T12:46:30","date_gmt":"2007-12-15T17:46:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/jokes\/hockey-joke\/"},"modified":"2009-04-16T17:11:05","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T22:11:05","slug":"hockey-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/195\/hockey-joke","title":{"rendered":"Hockey Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a title=\"Plastic Knee hockey stick,  can be personalized with team, or tourney imprint\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/sports\/hockey\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"plastic knee hockey stick\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/knee_hockey_stick_1.thumbnail.gif\" alt=\"Plastic Knee hockey stick,  can be personalized with team, or tourney imprint\" width=\"128\" height=\"34\" \/><\/a><a title=\"Wooden Knee Hockey Goalie Stick with your imprint\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/sports\/hockey\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"wood knee hockey stick\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/wood_goalie_knee_mini_hockey_stick.thumbnail.gif\" alt=\"Wooden Knee Hockey Goalie Stick with your imprint\" width=\"128\" height=\"37\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">A Canadian hockey player is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.<br \/>\nHis friend Doug stops him and asks,<br \/>\n&#8220;Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I got it for my wife, eh&#8221; answers Bob.<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh!&#8221; exclaims Doug, &#8220;Good trade.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ImprintItems.com offers a full line of hockey promotional products that can be imprinted with your team or tournament name.<\/p>\n<p>We have a full selection of mini and knee hockey sticks<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/sports\/hockey\">See all of our Hockey Promtoinal Products<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Canadian hockey player is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, &#8220;Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?&#8221; &#8220;I got it for my wife, eh&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/195\/hockey-joke\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":196,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[144,501,57],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-hockey","tag-joke","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}