{"id":1989,"date":"2009-03-31T15:46:23","date_gmt":"2009-03-31T20:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=1989"},"modified":"2009-03-27T15:49:57","modified_gmt":"2009-03-27T20:49:57","slug":"i-want-to-buy-a-golf-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/1989\/i-want-to-buy-a-golf-ball","title":{"rendered":"I Want to Buy a Golf Ball"},"content":{"rendered":"

A blond golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.<\/p>\n

Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blond golfer complains.<\/p>\n

The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.<\/p>\n

As the blond golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, “Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?”<\/p>\n

“Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

‘Tis the season to hit the links! We too do not have green golf balls, but we do have customize imprinted golf balls. Imprinted golf balls are a great way to thank clients, reward volunteers, or draw a crowd to your trade show exhibit.<\/p>\n

Now available is a ball featuring a new soft core technology with a high lift.<\/p>\n

Imprinted, the new Titleist DT Carry golf ball<\/a> combines a new, large and soft core technology with a high lift, 252 dimple design delivering greater carry via higher ball flight for longer distance. All with the quality and consistency that you have come to expect from Titleist.<\/p>\n

Click on the photo below for ordering information<\/p>\n

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Titleist DT Carry Golf Ball<\/p><\/div>\n

OR<\/p>\n

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