{"id":2002,"date":"2009-04-04T15:55:46","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T20:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=2002"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:42:36","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:42:36","slug":"singles-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2002\/singles-ad","title":{"rendered":"Singles Ad"},"content":{"rendered":"

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.<\/p>\n

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE<\/strong> seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.<\/p>\n

Call (555) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I’ll be waiting….<\/p>\n

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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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Are you helping guys find that SINGLE BLACK FEMALE<\/strong>? Our Dog Safe 9 inch Frisbee style Flyer \/ Flying Disc<\/a> makes a great give away for shelters, vets and any one else who works with dogs. This Frisbee style flyer is made with Dog Safe and durable co-polymer. Strong and safe for all pets. Also available in 100% home recycled material.<\/p>\n

\"Dog<\/a><\/strong>

Dog Safe Frisbee style Flier \/ Flying Disk<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":2003,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[94,1269,485,501],"class_list":["post-2002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-dog","tag-flying-items","tag-frisbee-flyers-flying-discs","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}