{"id":2082,"date":"2009-04-21T14:50:13","date_gmt":"2009-04-21T19:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=2082"},"modified":"2009-04-22T10:11:25","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T15:11:25","slug":"the-ways-to-grade-the-final-exams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2082\/the-ways-to-grade-the-final-exams","title":{"rendered":"The Ways to Grade the Final Exams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are different ways departments grade their finals.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dept of Statistics:<br \/>\nAll grades are plotted along the normal bell curve<\/li>\n<li>Dept of Psychology:<br \/>\nStudents are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.<\/li>\n<li>Dept of History:<br \/>\nAll students get the same grade they got last year.<\/li>\n<li>Dept of Religion:<br \/>\nGrade is determined by God<\/li>\n<li>Dept of Philosophy:<br \/>\nWhat is a grade?<\/li>\n<li>Law School:<br \/>\nStudents are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.<\/li>\n<li>Dept of Logic:<br \/>\nIf and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.<\/li>\n<li>Dept of Computer Science:<br \/>\nRandom number generator determines the grade.<\/li>\n<li>Music Department:<br \/>\nEach student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and &#8211; would be sharp and flat respectively).<\/li>\n<li>Dept of Physical Education:<br \/>\nEverybody gets an A.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Here we have special two color red and blue pencils used for grading those finals and other applications where two color writing is needed. These <a href=\"\/product\/red-blue-combo-lead-teachers-pencil\">custom printed marking pencils<\/a> have a half red, half blue round barrel with gem foil finish. It has a standard soft colored crayon core, unsharpened, which add impact to any advertising message. These special cores give you smooth writing. Colorful crayon core is ideal for marking cartons, writing on wood, writing on fax transmissions, and grading papers. The colored core is nontoxic and offers great versatility. PMA certified conforms to ASTM standard D4236. (also available in a mechanical pencil style)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Click on the photo below for more information<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div id=\"attachment_2085\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"\/product\/red-blue-combo-lead-teachers-pencil\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2085\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2085\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/teachers-grading-pencils.jpg\" alt=\"Teachers Grading Pencils\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/teachers-grading-pencils.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/teachers-grading-pencils-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2085\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Teachers Grading Pencils<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are different ways departments grade their finals. Dept of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve Dept of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. 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