{"id":2158,"date":"2009-05-22T15:49:53","date_gmt":"2009-05-22T20:49:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=2158"},"modified":"2009-05-21T16:30:35","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T21:30:35","slug":"prostate-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2158\/prostate-joke","title":{"rendered":"Prostate Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following are actual comments made to a physician by his male patients while performing biopsies:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Take it easy, Doc. You&#8217;re boldly going where no man has gone before!<\/li>\n<li>Find Amelia Earhart yet?<\/li>\n<li>Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?<\/li>\n<li>You know, in Arkansas, we&#8217;re now legally married.<\/li>\n<li>Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?<\/li>\n<li>You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!<\/li>\n<li>If your hand doesn&#8217;t fit, you must quit!<\/li>\n<li>Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.<\/li>\n<li>You used to be an executive at Enron, didn&#8217;t you?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And best of all&#8230;.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>We know that biopsies and prostate are not a joke, but we thought that we would lighten up your day a little bit. Join the fight against prostate cancer by raising awareness with these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/lapelpins\/awareness\/lightblue\">Light Blue Awareness Lapel Pins<\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2159\" style=\"width: 158px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/lapelpins\/awareness\/lightblue\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2159\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2159\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/0-lapelpins-awareness-lightblue_sm.jpg\" alt=\"Prostate Cancer Awareness Lapel Pin\" width=\"148\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/0-lapelpins-awareness-lightblue_sm.jpg 148w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/0-lapelpins-awareness-lightblue_sm-114x150.jpg 114w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 148px) 100vw, 148px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2159\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Prostate Cancer Awareness Lapel Pin<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following are actual comments made to a physician by his male patients while performing biopsies: Take it easy, Doc. You&#8217;re boldly going where no man has gone before! Find Amelia Earhart yet? Are we there yet? Are we there &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2158\/prostate-joke\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":2159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,11],"tags":[1368,261,501,18,704,496],"class_list":["post-2158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-awareness-items","category-jokes","tag-awareness-items","tag-awareness-pins","tag-joke","tag-lapel-pins","tag-light-blue-ribbon","tag-prostate-cancer-awareness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2158\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}