{"id":2177,"date":"2009-05-26T16:53:47","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T21:53:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=2177"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:42:35","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:42:35","slug":"time-for-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2177\/time-for-school","title":{"rendered":"Time for School"},"content":{"rendered":"

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”<\/p>\n

“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”<\/p>\n

“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”<\/p>\n

“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”<\/p>\n

“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”<\/p>\n

“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”<\/p>\n

“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!”<\/p>\n

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Company logo printed School kit with pencil sharpener, eraser, stencil ruler, pencil in zipper pouch.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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