{"id":2182,"date":"2009-05-25T16:55:13","date_gmt":"2009-05-25T21:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=2182"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:42:35","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:42:35","slug":"farmers-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2182\/farmers-advice","title":{"rendered":"Farmers Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"

~ Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
\n~ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
\n~ A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
\n~ Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.
\n~ Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
\n~ Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
\n~ Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
\n~ It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
\n~ You cannot unsay a cruel word.
\n~ Every path has a few puddles.
\n~ When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
\n~ The best sermons are lived, not preached.
\n~ Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
\n~ Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
\n~ Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
\n~ Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
\n~ Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.
\n~ If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
\n~ Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
\n~ The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
\n~ Always drink upstream from the herd.
\n~ Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
\n~ Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
\n~ If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.<\/p>\n

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