{"id":2192,"date":"2009-05-29T17:10:49","date_gmt":"2009-05-29T22:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=2192"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:42:35","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:42:35","slug":"cow-branding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2192\/cow-branding","title":{"rendered":"Cow Branding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; said the would-be-cattleman. &#8220;I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my wife favored the Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we&#8217;re calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy_Y.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But, where are all your cattle?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;None have survived the branding.<\/p>\n<p>Looking to show your brand on a cow with out killing them? Try our <a href=\"\/product\/cow-stress-reliever\">custom printed cow shaped stress releiver<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2193\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"\/product\/cow-stress-reliever\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2193\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2193\" title=\"5074563\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/5074563.jpg\" alt=\"Custom branded Cow shape stress reliever\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/5074563.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/5074563-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2193\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Custom branded Cow shape stress reliever<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name. &#8220;Well,&#8221; said the would-be-cattleman. &#8220;I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my wife &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2192\/cow-branding\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":2193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[337,501,1096],"class_list":["post-2192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-promotional-product-ideas","tag-cows","tag-joke","tag-stress-reliever-ball"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2192\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}