{"id":2457,"date":"2009-07-02T12:24:02","date_gmt":"2009-07-02T17:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=2457"},"modified":"2009-06-11T16:15:03","modified_gmt":"2009-06-11T21:15:03","slug":"you-be-the-judge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2457\/you-be-the-judge","title":{"rendered":"You Be the Judge!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has been claimed that these are from <em>real<\/em> court room experiences &#8212; taken down and published by court reporters!<\/p>\n<p>ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?<\/p>\n<p>WITNESS: July 18th.<\/p>\n<p>ATTORNEY:\u00a0 What year?<\/p>\n<p>WITNESS: Every year.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">* * *<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">ATTORNEY: What were you in at the moment of the impact?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>You be the judge!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>We now offer this hilarious <a href=\"\/product\/7852877\">Talking Gavel<\/a>,\u00a0custom imprinted with your company name on the handle! We program your custom 10 second message or you may choose from a selection\u00a0of stock sounds for a humorous promotion.<\/p>\n<p>This talking gavel activates on impact and features soft vinyl pads that won&#8217;t\u00a0damage surfaces. Perfect for auctioneers, judges, law firms, and TV shows. Batteries included.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2463\" style=\"width: 530px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"\/product\/7852877\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2463\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2463\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/talkinggavel1-520x520.jpg\" alt=\"Customized Taking Gavel\" width=\"520\" height=\"520\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2463\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Customized Talking Gavel<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp mceIEcenter\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Click on product photo for more information<\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp mceIEcenter\" style=\"text-align: center;\">or<\/div>\n<div class=\"mceTemp mceIEcenter\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/toys.htm\">Click here to see more fun and funny Toys!<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has been claimed that these are from real court room experiences &#8212; taken down and published by court reporters! ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY:\u00a0 What year? WITNESS: Every year. * * * ATTORNEY: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2457\/you-be-the-judge\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":2460,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[743,742,501,626],"class_list":["post-2457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-promotional-product-ideas","tag-court-lawyer-courtroom-judge","tag-gavel","tag-joke","tag-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}