{"id":25100,"date":"2016-10-17T16:00:04","date_gmt":"2016-10-17T21:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=25100"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:34:31","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:34:31","slug":"full-body-koala-bear-shaped-stress-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/25100\/full-body-koala-bear-shaped-stress-ball","title":{"rendered":"Full Body Koala Bear Shaped Stress Ball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a BLT sandwich. The Koala eats the BLT sandwich, gets up, spins around, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, and proceeds to walk out of the bar. The bartender, in shock, shouts to the Koala, &#8220;Hey, who do you think you are, you ate my sandwich and shot my piano player, and just where do you think you&#8217;re going!?&#8221; The Koala replies, &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;m a Koala. Look it up.&#8221; The frustrated bartender pulls out a dictionary from behind the bar and looks up Koala: The dictionary said &#8220;n. a marsupial that eats shoots and leaves.&#8221; &#8211; Joke from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jokes4us.com\/animaljokes\/koalajokes.html\">Jokes4Us.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Great joke huh?! My boss picked it out, so you better think so! \u00a0Speaking of koalas, we have <a href=\"\/product\/koala-bear\">Fun Koala Shape Stress Relievers<\/a> for you to order. \u00a0We offer a multitude of awesome <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/custom\/cat\/stress-relievers-general\">stress relievers<\/a>\u00a0besides our friendly tree dwelling marsupial that are great giveaways for trades shows, events, or your company&#8217;s bring your kid to work day!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Click on the product photo for more information.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_25101\" style=\"width: 308px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"\/product\/koala-bear\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-25101\" class=\"wp-image-25101 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Koala-Shaped-Stress-Ball-e1476388743577.jpg\" alt=\"Koala Shape Stress Relief Ball\" width=\"298\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Koala-Shaped-Stress-Ball-e1476388743577.jpg 298w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Koala-Shaped-Stress-Ball-e1476388743577-150x131.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-25101\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Koala Shape Stress Relief Ball<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">See more <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/custom\/cat\/stress-relievers-general\">Silly Shaped Stress Relievers<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10px;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a BLT sandwich. The Koala eats the BLT sandwich, gets up, spins around, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, and proceeds to walk out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/25100\/full-body-koala-bear-shaped-stress-ball\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":25101,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25100\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}