{"id":25410,"date":"2017-04-03T17:13:49","date_gmt":"2017-04-03T22:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=25410"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:34:17","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:34:17","slug":"rhino-shape-items-bend-pens-stress-balls-key-tags","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/25410\/rhino-shape-items-bend-pens-stress-balls-key-tags","title":{"rendered":"Rhino Shape Items – Bend Pens, Stress Balls, Key Tags"},"content":{"rendered":"

Are you ready for another joke courtesy of my boss?! \u00a0Ready or not here it comes…<\/p>\n

Q: What did the grape say when the rhinoceros stood on it?
\nA: Nothing. \u00a0It just let out a little wine!<\/p>\n

Rhino’s can run at speeds exceeding 30 miles per hour and we have some unique Rhinoceros Theme Products that are sure to get current and potential clientele to recognize your logo faster than a rhino can sprint!<\/p>\n

Order a bunch of our Baby Rhino Stress Relievers<\/a> for your next event or promotion. \u00a0These little guys are perfect for zoos, safari trips, or company with rhino in its name!<\/p>\n

Click on product photos for more info or to request a quote.<\/p>\n

\"Little<\/a>

Little Rhino Shaped Squeezable Stress Reliever Ball<\/p><\/div>\n

Another option are our Bended Rhino Shape Pens<\/a> that come in many bright transluscent color choices!<\/p>\n

\"Bended<\/a>

Bended Rhinoceros Shape Top Pen<\/p><\/div>\n

Our Rhinoceros Shaped Vinyl Key Chains<\/a> can display\u00a0your company name, logo, phone number, web address on the back and\u00a0includes a fierce image of a rhino on the front.<\/p>\n

\"Custom<\/a>

Custom Shape Vinyl Key Tag and Ring – Rhino Image<\/p><\/div>\n

See more Fun Shape Stress Balls<\/a>, Key Holders<\/a>, and Silly Shaped Pens<\/a>!<\/p>\n

source: Jokes4Us.com<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Are you ready for another joke courtesy of my boss?! \u00a0Ready or not here it comes… Q: What did the grape say when the rhinoceros stood on it? A: Nothing. \u00a0It just let out a little wine! Rhino’s can run … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":25411,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-promotional-product-ideas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25410\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}