{"id":2666,"date":"2009-06-17T14:55:30","date_gmt":"2009-06-17T19:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=2666"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:42:34","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:42:34","slug":"punctuation-matters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2666\/punctuation-matters","title":{"rendered":"Punctuation matters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear John:<br \/>\nI want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind,   thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior.   You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever   when we&#8217;re apart. I can be forever happy&#8211;will you let me be yours?<br \/>\nGloria<\/p>\n<p>Dear John:<br \/>\nI want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind,   thoughtful people, who are not like you.<br \/>\nAdmit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I   yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever.<br \/>\nWhen we&#8217;re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?<br \/>\nYours,<br \/>\nGloria<\/p>\n<p>Punctuation matters. <a href=\"\/product\/13132154\">Promotional dictionarys<\/a> help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/2666\/punctuation-matters\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":29295,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[752,501],"class_list":["post-2666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-dictionary","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2666\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}