{"id":30212,"date":"2020-03-18T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-18T16:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=30212"},"modified":"2020-03-23T15:48:47","modified_gmt":"2020-03-23T20:48:47","slug":"the-one-that-got-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/30212\/the-one-that-got-away","title":{"rendered":"The One That Got Away &#8211; Joke of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A guy takes his wife out for the night and they end up at a disco where there\u2019s a guy on the dance floor giving it large \u2013 break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, every dance move going&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The wife turns to her husband and says, \u201cSee that guy on the dance floor? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The husband replies, \u201cIt looks like he\u2019s still celebrating.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy takes his wife out for the night and they end up at a disco where there\u2019s a guy on the dance floor giving it large \u2013 break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, every dance move going&#8230; The wife turns &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/30212\/the-one-that-got-away\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":29295,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30212"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30234,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30212\/revisions\/30234"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}