{"id":366,"date":"2008-02-21T15:47:44","date_gmt":"2008-02-21T20:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/promotional-product-ideas\/talking-cow-joke\/"},"modified":"2008-02-22T13:53:42","modified_gmt":"2008-02-22T18:53:42","slug":"talking-cow-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/366\/talking-cow-joke","title":{"rendered":"Talking Cow Joke…"},"content":{"rendered":"

A pilot has engine trouble and makes an emergency landing in a field. As he walks around the plane to check out the situation, he hears a voice behind him say, “You have a clogged fuel line.”<\/p>\n

Looking around, he sees only a cow. Panicked, he runs across the field to the farmer’s house and pounds on the door. When the farmer appears at the door, the out-of-breath pilot stammers that a cow has just spoken–and even tried to explain what was wrong with the airplane.<\/p>\n

The farmer drawled, “Was it a brown cow?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“Did it have a white patch on its forehead?”
\n“Yes, yes, that’s the one!”
\n“OK, well that’s Bessie. Don’t pay no attention to her. She doesn’t know nothin’ about aeroplanes.”<\/p>\n

*At ImprintItems, we DO know a thing or two about airplanes–Balsa Airplanes<\/a>, that is!<\/p>\n

\"balsa<\/a> . \"double<\/a> . \"balsawood<\/a><\/p>\n

These gliders are made of light balsawood, assembly is fun, and they fly great! A hit with kids and those who are kids at heart.<\/p>\n

We offer several styles from the classic to a balsa with a propeller! Printed with your logo, they made a great promotional giveaway!<\/p>\n

See all our Balsa Planes!<\/a><\/p>\n

See our Board Stock Airplanes!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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