{"id":47,"date":"2007-09-26T17:34:43","date_gmt":"2007-09-26T22:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/funny-printed-items\/taxi-joke\/"},"modified":"2007-10-16T17:19:08","modified_gmt":"2007-10-16T22:19:08","slug":"taxi-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/47\/taxi-joke","title":{"rendered":"Taxi Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everyone’s sense of humor is different. I hear most of my jokes from my kids or their friends, so I am likely passing on 5th grade material. Rest assured, only clean jokes will appear on this blog.<\/p>\n

The Cab Driver<\/strong><\/p>\n

A passenger tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The driver screamed, the car lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a store window.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Briefly everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look man, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”<\/strong><\/p>\n

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so badly.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 20 years.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Everyone’s sense of humor is different. I hear most of my jokes from my kids or their friends, so I am likely passing on 5th grade material. Rest assured, only clean jokes will appear on this blog. The Cab Driver … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[534,1269,501],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-promotional-product-ideas","tag-balsa-planes-airplanes-gliders","tag-flying-items","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}