{"id":490,"date":"2008-03-12T23:21:50","date_gmt":"2008-03-13T04:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/promotional-product-ideas\/lightbulb-rewards-management-joke\/"},"modified":"2008-03-13T16:21:51","modified_gmt":"2008-03-13T21:21:51","slug":"lightbulb-rewards-management-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/490\/lightbulb-rewards-management-joke","title":{"rendered":"A Lesson In Management"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\">A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him, &#8220;Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?&#8221; The crow answered, &#8220;Sure, why not?&#8221; So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.<br \/>\nManagement Lesson?<br \/>\nTo be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Don&#8217;t let sitting around be what is rewarded. Use these &#8220;bright ideas&#8221; as an incentive for good work in the office. Give them out as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/officesupplies\">office prizes<\/a>, good idea rewards, or even as promotionals. Have them imprinted with your business logo. 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