{"id":5438,"date":"2010-09-12T11:27:17","date_gmt":"2010-09-12T16:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=5438"},"modified":"2010-06-10T17:42:18","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T22:42:18","slug":"conservingwaterjoke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/5438\/conservingwaterjoke","title":{"rendered":"Conserving Water Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"

Trying to do my share to help the environment, I set up a trash basket at my church and posted above it this suggestion: “Empty water bottles here.”<\/p>\n

I should have been a little more specific, because when I went to check it later, I didn’t find any bottles in it… But it was full of water.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Trying to do my share to help the environment, I set up a trash basket at my church and posted above it this suggestion: “Empty water bottles here.” I should have been a little more specific, because when I went … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":29295,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[501],"class_list":["post-5438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5438\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}