{"id":56,"date":"2007-10-03T17:22:44","date_gmt":"2007-10-03T22:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/promotional-product-ideas\/men\/"},"modified":"2008-06-05T11:11:59","modified_gmt":"2008-06-05T16:11:59","slug":"men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/56\/men","title":{"rendered":"Men!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, this a bit of an insult to guys, but it is kind of funny.<\/p>\n<p>What Men Really Mean:<\/p>\n<ul class=\"unIndentedList\">\n<li>&#8220;I don&#8217;t care what color you paint the kitchen.&#8221; Really means&#8230;. &#8220;As long as it&#8217;s not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;It would take too long to explain.&#8221; Really means&#8230;. &#8220;I have no idea how it works.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m getting more exercise lately.&#8221; Really means&#8230;. &#8220;The batteries in the remote are dead.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You know how bad my memory is.&#8221; Really means&#8230;. &#8220;I remember the theme song to &#8216;F Troop&#8217;, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I&#8217;ve ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Oh, don&#8217;t fuss. I just cut myself, it&#8217;s no big deal.&#8221; Really means&#8230;. &#8220;I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I&#8217;m hurt.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No, I left plenty of gas in the car.&#8221; Really means&#8230;. &#8220;You might get it to start.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I missed you.&#8221; Really means&#8230;. &#8220;I can&#8217;t find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry, and we are out of toilet paper!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I broke up with her.&#8221; Really means&#8230;. &#8220;She dumped me.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;ll take you to a fancy restaurant.&#8221; Really means&#8230;. &#8220;Someplace that doesn&#8217;t have a drive-thru window.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I brought you a present.&#8221; Really means&#8230;. &#8220;It was free ice scraper night at the ball game.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And you all thought women were hard to understand!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a title=\"ice scraper with handle\" href=\"\/icescrapers.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/ice_scraper.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"ice scraper with handle\" \/><\/a><a title=\"small ice scraper\" href=\"\/icescrapers.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/mini_ice_scraper.thumbnail.gif\" alt=\"small ice scraper\" width=\"115\" height=\"51\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">*see our great ice scrapers at <a title=\"Custom Printed Ice Scrapers\" href=\"\/icescrapers.htm\" target=\"_blank\">www.imprintitems.com\/icescrapers.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"small ice scraper\" href=\"\/icescrapers.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>~Imprint Ed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, this a bit of an insult to guys, but it is kind of funny. What Men Really Mean: &#8220;I don&#8217;t care what color you paint the kitchen.&#8221; Really means&#8230;. &#8220;As long as it&#8217;s not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/56\/men\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[1282,31,501],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","tag-car-truck-automobile-automotive","tag-ice-scrapers","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}