{"id":561,"date":"2008-04-08T12:21:23","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T17:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=561"},"modified":"2008-04-08T14:56:54","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T19:56:54","slug":"up-up-and-away-ole-and-lena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/561\/up-up-and-away-ole-and-lena","title":{"rendered":"Up, Up, and Away!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ole and Lena went to a fair. Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
\n“$10 for 3 minutes, ” replied the pilot.
\n“That’s too much, ” said Ole.
\nThe pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you’ll have to pay $10.”
\nOle and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, “I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.”
\n“Maybe so, ” said Ole, “but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.”<\/p>\n

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