{"id":569,"date":"2008-04-12T15:25:40","date_gmt":"2008-04-12T20:25:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=569"},"modified":"2008-04-16T15:26:35","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T20:26:35","slug":"computer-keyboard-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/569\/computer-keyboard-joke","title":{"rendered":"Scrub-A-Dub-Dub"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~  A Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked.<br \/>\nIt turns out he had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.<\/p>\n<p>Take it from this guy, don&#8217;t soak your keyboard in your bathtub in order to clean it. Instead use this nifty little keyboard vacuum. That&#8217;s right, this small sized vacuum plugs into a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/computeraccessories\/usbhubs\">USB port<\/a> on your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/computeraccessories\">laptop or desktop computer<\/a> and sucks all the dust and dirt out of the crevices in your keyboard. It has a removable brush-tip nozzle and an additional attachment. They come in silver or black and can be printed with your company&#8217;s logo. Makes a great company prize or gift and a fantastic giveaway!<\/p>\n<p style=\"center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/computeraccessories\/miscellaneous\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/computeraccessories\/miscellaneous\/keyboardvacuumsm3308\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-570\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/keyboard-vacuum.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"242\" height=\"241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/keyboard-vacuum.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/keyboard-vacuum-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/keyboard-vacuum-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/keyboard-vacuum-520x520.jpg 520w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/keyboard-vacuum-120x120.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 242px) 100vw, 242px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/computeraccessories\">Click here to see more computer accessories<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ A Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. It turns out he had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/569\/computer-keyboard-joke\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[397,501,15],"class_list":["post-569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promotional-product-ideas","tag-computer-accessories","tag-joke","tag-usb-products"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}