{"id":57,"date":"2007-10-03T17:19:22","date_gmt":"2007-10-03T22:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/promotional-product-ideas\/frog-at-the-bank-joke\/"},"modified":"2009-05-18T14:40:11","modified_gmt":"2009-05-18T19:40:11","slug":"frog-at-the-bank-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/57\/frog-at-the-bank-joke","title":{"rendered":"Frog at the Bank Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A frog is outgrowing his lily pad and decides to make some home improvements. He doesn&#8217;t have the money, so he hops to the bank to borrow some.<\/p>\n<p>At the bank, he takes a seat at loan officer Patricia Black&#8217;s desk and explains his dilemma.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to upgrade my lily pad, maybe add another window, but I don&#8217;t have the cash. Can you lend me the money?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe. What can you offer as collateral?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; says the frog. &#8220;All I have is this paperweight. You shake it up, and it snows on the little village. Cute, huh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hmm . . . I&#8217;ll have to speak to my manager.&#8221; She enters her manager&#8217;s office.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mr. Bitterby, I&#8217;ve got a frog at my desk who wants to borrow money for lily pad improvements. But all he can offer for collateral is this glass paperweight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Bitterby takes the paperweight, hefts it in his hand, looks at her and says, &#8220;It&#8217;s a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>See Paperweights that can be engraved with your logo or printed with your message.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"glass paperweight\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/custom\/7690634\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/glass_paperweight.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"glass paperweight\" width=\"128\" height=\"128\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/product\/photoimage-r-paperweight-4-dia-x-34\">http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/custom\/7690634<\/a><br \/>\n~Imprint Ed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A frog is outgrowing his lily pad and decides to make some home improvements. He doesn&#8217;t have the money, so he hops to the bank to borrow some. At the bank, he takes a seat at loan officer Patricia Black&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/57\/frog-at-the-bank-joke\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[62,501,794,512],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","tag-business-ideas","tag-joke","tag-office-and-desk-accessories","tag-paper-weights-paperweights"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}