{"id":6462,"date":"2010-04-13T13:10:31","date_gmt":"2010-04-13T18:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=6462"},"modified":"2010-04-02T15:10:49","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T20:10:49","slug":"2010-chocolate-age-calculator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/6462\/2010-chocolate-age-calculator","title":{"rendered":"2010 Chocolate Age Calculator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)<br \/>\n2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)<br \/>\n3. Add 5<br \/>\n4. Multiply it by 50 &#8212; I&#8217;ll wait while you get the calculator<br \/>\n5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760;\u00a0 If you haven&#8217;t, add 1759<br \/>\n6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.<\/p>\n<p>You should have a three digit number<\/p>\n<p>The first digit of this was your original number\u00a0 (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).<\/p>\n<p>The next two numbers are:<br \/>\nYOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6464\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"\/product\/large-wrapped-chocolate-bar\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6464\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6464\" title=\"Custom Chocolate Bar\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/5313815.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/5313815.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/5313815-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6464\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Custom Chocolate Bar<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/6462\/2010-chocolate-age-calculator\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":6464,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[637,501],"class_list":["post-6462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-promotional-product-ideas","tag-chocolate","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6462\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}