{"id":67,"date":"2007-10-10T17:46:06","date_gmt":"2007-10-10T22:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/funny-printed-items\/green-feathers\/"},"modified":"2007-10-23T12:16:52","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T17:16:52","slug":"green-feathers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/67\/green-feathers","title":{"rendered":"Green Feathers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone get this joke?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why did the frog cross the road?<br \/>\nBecause he was stapled to a chicken!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am guessing this is one a kid made up and then started laughing hysterically.<br \/>\nThen the parents probably laughed at the kid&#8217;s laughter, rather than at the joke.<\/p>\n<p>From there the joke was retold as &#8220;the one that cracked up mom and dad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But really&#8230;why wasn&#8217;t the frog  just riding on the chicken?<br \/>\nWhile we don&#8217;t recommend our staplers for connecting frogs and chickens, they work really well for all those papers you have hanging around.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"\/stapler.htm\" target=\"_parent\" title=\"stapler bug\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/stapler.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"stapler bug\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"\/stapler.htm\" target=\"_blank\">www.imprintitems.com\/stapler.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"\/stapler.htm\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"stapler\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/miniature_stapler.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"stapler\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone get this joke? Why did the frog cross the road? Because he was stapled to a chicken! I am guessing this is one a kid made up and then started laughing hysterically. Then the parents probably laughed at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/67\/green-feathers\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[501,794,26],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","tag-joke","tag-office-and-desk-accessories","tag-staplers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}