{"id":6807,"date":"2010-07-12T16:48:19","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T21:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=6807"},"modified":"2010-06-10T17:39:32","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T22:39:32","slug":"dog-breeds-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/6807\/dog-breeds-joke","title":{"rendered":"Dog Breeds Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">New Dog Cross Breeds <\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n&#8212;\u00a0 Did you hear about the new dog cross-breeds?<\/p>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li> They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso.\u00a0 The new breed is a Collapso, a dog  that folds up for easy transport.<\/li>\n<li> They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow.\u00a0 The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog  that throws up a lot.<\/li>\n<li> They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a  traditional Christmas pet.<\/li>\n<li> They crossed a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund.\u00a0 The new breed is a Pyradachs,  a puzzling breed.<\/li>\n<li>They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso.\u00a0 The new breed is Peekasso, an\u00a0  abstract dog.<\/li>\n<li> They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel.\u00a0 The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.<\/li>\n<li> They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever.\u00a0 The new  breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.<\/li>\n<li> They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound.\u00a0 The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors<\/li>\n<li> They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador.\u00a0 The new breed is a Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.<\/li>\n<li> They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer.\u00a0 The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by&#8230;.oh, well, it doesn&#8217;t really matter.<\/li>\n<li> They crossed a Collie and a Malamute.\u00a0 The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.<\/li>\n<li> They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier.\u00a0 The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that&#8217;s true to the end.<\/li>\n<li> They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu.\u00a0 The new breed is a uhh, I&#8217;ll get back to you on that&#8230;..<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Dog Cross Breeds &#8212;\u00a0 Did you hear about the new dog cross-breeds? They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso.\u00a0 The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. They crossed a Spitz and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/6807\/dog-breeds-joke\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":29295,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[94,501],"class_list":["post-6807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-dog","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6807"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6807\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}