{"id":6846,"date":"2010-06-07T11:48:42","date_gmt":"2010-06-07T16:48:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=6846"},"modified":"2010-06-10T17:00:52","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T22:00:52","slug":"rubber-toy-smiling-frog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/6846\/rubber-toy-smiling-frog","title":{"rendered":"Rubber Toy Smiling Frog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A cub scout was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and  said, &#8220;If you kiss me, I&#8217;ll turn into a beautiful Princess.'&#8221;\u00a0 The boy  picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.<\/p>\n<p>The frog said, &#8220;Hey,  if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I&#8217;ll love  you forever.&#8221;\u00a0 The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and  put it back in his pocket.<\/p>\n<p>The frog yelled, &#8220;If you kiss me and  turn me back into a Princess, I&#8217;ll clean your house, cook for you, and  love you forever.'&#8221;\u00a0 The boy took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it  back.<\/p>\n<p>Finally the frog asked, &#8220;What is it? I&#8217;ve told you I&#8217;m a  beautiful Princess, that I&#8217;ll cook and clean for you and love you  forever. Why won&#8217;t you kiss me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The boy said, &#8220;Look, I&#8217;m a cub  scout. I don&#8217;t have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really  cool.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/toys\/rubberfrogs\/is0337smiley\">Rubber Frog<\/a> is also really cool.\u00a0 A fun alternative to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/toys\/rubberducks\">rubber duckie<\/a> promotion.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6847\" style=\"width: 264px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6847\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6847\" title=\"Rubber Smiling Frog\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/0-toys-rubberfrogs-is0337smiley_sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"254\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/0-toys-rubberfrogs-is0337smiley_sm.jpg 254w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/0-toys-rubberfrogs-is0337smiley_sm-150x148.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 254px) 100vw, 254px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-6847\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Rubber Smiling Frog<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">See more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/toys\/rubberfrogs\">Frogs and other Rubber Toys<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/toys\/rubberducks\">See Rubber Ducks<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cub scout was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, &#8220;If you kiss me, I&#8217;ll turn into a beautiful Princess.&#8217;&#8221;\u00a0 The boy picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/6846\/rubber-toy-smiling-frog\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":6847,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[672,1142,501,1147,1143,626],"class_list":["post-6846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-promotional-product-ideas","tag-bathtub","tag-frog","tag-joke","tag-rubber-duck-duckies","tag-rubber-squeaking-floating-toys","tag-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6846\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}