{"id":747,"date":"2008-06-24T16:23:59","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T21:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=747"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:42:40","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:42:40","slug":"elderly-joke-arthritis-helpers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/747\/elderly-joke-arthritis-helpers","title":{"rendered":"50 Years From Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"itemparagraph\">Three elderly gents were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\">&#8220;I would like my grandchildren to say, &#8216;He was successful in business,'&#8221; declared the first man.<\/p>\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\">&#8220;Fifty years from now,&#8221; said the second, &#8220;I want them to say, &#8216;He was a loyal family man.'&#8221; Turning to the third gent, he asked, &#8220;So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\">&#8220;Me?&#8221; the third one replied. &#8220;I want them to say, &#8216;He certainly looks good for his age.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Arthritis aids and arthritic helpers\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/arthritis.htm\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-748 aligncenter\" title=\"Arthritis Helper Bottle Opener\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/860_pl.jpg\" alt=\"Arthritis Helper Bottle Opener\" width=\"200\" height=\"171\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/860_pl.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/860_pl-150x128.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\">\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\">Have some of your customers not aged as well as they hoped? You can help them out while promoting your business with our <a title=\"arthritis aids and helpers\" href=\"\/arthritis.htm\">arthritic aids and helpers<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three elderly gents were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. &#8220;I would like my grandchildren to say, &#8216;He was successful in business,&#8217;&#8221; declared the first man. &#8220;Fifty years from now,&#8221; said the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/747\/elderly-joke-arthritis-helpers\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[910,511,875,501],"class_list":["post-747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promotional-product-ideas","tag-arthritis-aids-arthritic-helper","tag-elderly","tag-healthcare-medical-wellness-health-care","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}