{"id":749,"date":"2008-07-11T14:07:27","date_gmt":"2008-07-11T19:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=749"},"modified":"2017-12-11T13:42:40","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:42:40","slug":"clock-joke-travel-alarm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/749\/clock-joke-travel-alarm","title":{"rendered":"Clock joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"itemparagraph\">A man and his wife were having some problems at home  and were giving each other the silent treatment. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\">The next week the man realized that he would need his  wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early flight to Sydney. Not wanting to be the  first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, &#8220;Please wake  me at 5:00 am.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\">The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was  9:00 am and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see  why his wife hadn&#8217;t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed&#8230;it  said&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\">&#8220;It is 5:00 am, wake up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/clock2.htm#clock14\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-827\" title=\"Pop-up Travel Alarm Clock\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/clock17.jpg\" alt=\"Pop-up Travel Alarm Clock\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/clock17.jpg 180w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/clock17-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/clock17-120x120.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\">Speaking of waking up for travel, we offer this <a title=\"Pop up travel alarm clock\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/clock2.htm#clock14\">Pop-up Travel Alarm Clock<\/a> that can be personalized with your company logo or advertising message. We also have many other <a title=\"Clocks and alarm clocks\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/clock.htm\">promotional clocks and alarms<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"itemparagraph\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/749\/clock-joke-travel-alarm\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[540,291,501,319,541],"class_list":["post-749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-promotional-product-ideas","tag-alarm-clocks","tag-clocks","tag-joke","tag-travel","tag-travel-alarm-clock"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}