{"id":813,"date":"2008-07-09T05:09:28","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T10:09:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/?p=813"},"modified":"2008-07-09T16:45:23","modified_gmt":"2008-07-09T21:45:23","slug":"bombs-away-toy-plane-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/813\/bombs-away-toy-plane-joke","title":{"rendered":"Bombs Away!"},"content":{"rendered":"

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. “Throw out more!” shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. “More!” he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.
\nHe pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who’s crying. They ask him why he’s crying and he says “A pistol hit me on the head!”
\nThey drive more and meet another boy who’s crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, “A rifle hit me on the head!”
\nThey apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who’s laughing hysterically. They ask him, “Kid, what’s so funny?” The boy replies, “I sneezed and this abandoned house blew up!”<\/p>\n

Flying a real airplane takes lots of training and experience, but with toy balsa airplanes<\/a>, kids can fly them and have a blast; even a grown man can become a child again. They’re so fun the way the swoop and dive. And wouldn’t it be better if they had your custom logo on them? I think, “yes.”<\/p>\n

So why not, we have foam, balsa wood, or pre-creased paper. Get you custom logo and information printed on the plane and give them away-with summer in full swing, these planes are a great idea of a promotional item to give out at town celebrations and parades.<\/p>\n

We have little planes, space shuttles<\/a>, flying saucers<\/a>, giant planes with 2ft wingspans<\/a>, even motor balsa planes<\/a>. Get any one with your imprint on it.<\/p>\n

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