{"id":97,"date":"2007-10-25T17:05:58","date_gmt":"2007-10-25T22:05:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/promotional-product-ideas\/measuring-tape\/"},"modified":"2007-12-26T23:46:14","modified_gmt":"2007-12-27T04:46:14","slug":"measuring-tape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/97\/measuring-tape","title":{"rendered":"Measuring Tape"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily.<\/p>\n<p>When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: &#8220;Just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and he gives us the length!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ImprintItems.com offers <a href=\"\/tools\/tapemeasure\" target=\"_blank\">tape measures<\/a> printed with your custom logo or message.<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/tools\/tapemeasure\">www.imprintitems.com\/tools\/tapemeasure<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/tools\/tapemeasure\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> <a href=\"\/tools\/tapemeasure\/combotapemeasuresm9408\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"memo pad tape measure\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/0-tools-tapemeasure-combotapemeasuresm9408_sm.thumbnail.jpeg\" alt=\"memo pad tape measure\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/tools\/tapemeasure\/tapemeasure642\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"tape measure with level\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/0-tools-tapemeasure-tapemeasure642_sm.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"tape measure with level\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/tools\/tapemeasure\/16fttapemeasure16tm\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"heavy duty tape measure\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/0-tools-tapemeasure-16fttapemeasure16tm_sm.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"heavy duty tape measure\" height=\"107\" width=\"107\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/97\/measuring-tape\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[501,60,59],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-promotional-product-ideas","tag-joke","tag-tape-measures","tag-tools"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imprintitems.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}