The following are actual comments made to a physician by his male patients while performing biopsies:

• Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!
• Find Amelia Earhart yet?
• Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
• You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.
• Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?
• You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…
• Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!
• If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!
• Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.
• You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?

And best of all….

• Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?

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