Little Johnny’s grandparents came to visit him in Milwaukee and he helped his mother prepare sandwiches and tea.
When Grandma was drinking her tea he kept staring at her until she asked him what was wrong.
“Nothing” Johnny said, “I’m just wondering when you’re going to do your stunt.”
“What stunt?” she asked.
“Daddy says you can drink like a fish!”
Children sometimes complicate family gatherings.
Johnny also tried to help the day Grandpa got the flu.
He had always wanted to be a doctor.
He brought the thermometer and offered to read Gramps a story.
Then he brought Grandpa a cup of tea.
Why, “you’re so nice,” Grandpa said as he drank the tea. “I didn’t know you could make tea.”
“Oh, yes,” Johnny replied. “I put the tea leaves in the water like Mom does and I heated the water in the microwave, then strained it in your mug. I couldn’t find a strainer, so I used the flyswatter.”
“You what!?”
Johnny said, “Oh, don’t worry. I didn’t use the new flyswatter…I used the old one.”
Use our flyswatters any way you see fit!





