Humvee/Hummer Joke

So Bill Gates and the chairman of GM are arguing over which company is better. Bill Gates boasts, “If cars grew in technology as fast as computers did, we would be driving v-32 instead of v-8, a GM Hummer would get 5000 miles to the gallon, the top speed would be mach seven. Anyway the sticker price for a car would be 50 dollars.”

At which the GM replies, “Sure, but would you really want a car that crashes 4 times a day!”

Check out our miniature die cast Humvee. Great GM dealer giveaway item, and trade show traffic generators.

Custom printed Miniature Humvee Diecast

Custom printed Miniature Humvee die-cast

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