It has been claimed that these are from real court room experiences — taken down and published by court reporters!

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY:  What year?

WITNESS: Every year.

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ATTORNEY: What were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

You be the judge!

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