Everyone’s sense of humor is different. I hear most of my jokes from my kids or their friends, so I am likely passing on 5th grade material. Rest assured, only clean jokes will appear on this blog.

The Cab Driver

A passenger tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, the car lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a store window.

Briefly everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look man, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so badly.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 20 years.”

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