Bad Golf Joke

Ole got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.
“Bad day at the course?” his wife asked.
“Everything was going fine,” he said. “Then Sven had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee.”
“Oh, that’s awful!”
“You’re not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Sven, hit the ball, drag Sven.”

Don’t let divots give you a heart attack on the course: get a customized divot fixer caddy. These divot fixers are great give-aways and promotional items. They’re available in many assorted colors and you can have them imprinted with your company’s logo.

Divot Tool

Other great handouts are: Golf ball stress relievers, three-color or mini permanent golf ball marking pen, or 3 1/4″ golf tees. All of these cool items are custom imprinted with your desired logo.

Golfball stress reliever Super Length Wooden Golf Tee Three-color Permanent Golf Ball Marking Pen


Or give away these custom imprinted golf balls. They are available in many non branded colors and looks. The novelty of a colored golf ball will draw attention to your logo. Great for promotions or company outings!

Sports golf ballsColored golf balls

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