Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”
The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”
The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-four.”
The clerk said, “All right. How long do you need them?” The customer paused for a minute and said, “I’d better go check.”
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”
If you’re building a house make sure you have the right type of screw! Check with this screw gauge. This is a great sales, promotional, or even gift idea! Imprint it with your custom company logo. Good product for hardware stores, construction companies, plumbers, machine shops, manufacturing companies, and HVAC companies.
OR: Help your customers measure their 2x4s with tape measures printed with your custom logo!
