Ok, this a bit of an insult to guys, but it is kind of funny.
What Men Really Mean:
- “I don’t care what color you paint the kitchen.” Really means…. “As long as it’s not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white.”
- “It would take too long to explain.” Really means…. “I have no idea how it works.”
- “I’m getting more exercise lately.” Really means…. “The batteries in the remote are dead.”
- “You know how bad my memory is.” Really means…. “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop’, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.”
- “Oh, don’t fuss. I just cut myself, it’s no big deal.” Really means…. “I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I’m hurt.”
- “No, I left plenty of gas in the car.” Really means…. “You might get it to start.”
- “I missed you.” Really means…. “I can’t find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry, and we are out of toilet paper!”
- “I broke up with her.” Really means…. “She dumped me.”
- “I’ll take you to a fancy restaurant.” Really means…. “Someplace that doesn’t have a drive-thru window.”
- “I brought you a present.” Really means…. “It was free ice scraper night at the ball game.”
And you all thought women were hard to understand!
*see our great ice scrapers at www.imprintitems.com/icescrapers.htm
~Imprint Ed
