What’s the Temperature?

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to
thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had
difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the
husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him
the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel.
There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in
Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address,
and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. He was a
minister of many years who had been ‘called home to glory’ following a heart
attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and
friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw
the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I’ve Arrived!
I’ve just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope
your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)

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