New Dog Cross Breeds
— Did you hear about the new dog cross-breeds?
- They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
- They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
- They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
- They crossed a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund. The new breed is a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
- They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.
- They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.
- They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.
- They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
- They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.
- They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t really matter.
- They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.
- They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end.
- They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new breed is a uhh, I’ll get back to you on that…..
