Here are a few funny sayings from bumper stickers; maybe you’ll get a good idea for your own!
- I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
- If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next Exit
- Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.
- Boldly Going Nowhere
- How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
- Seen on an old, beat-up car: “This is not an abandoned vehicle.”
- Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
Bumper stickers catch your eye whether you are driving or riding, and if you’re like me you look at bumper stickers all the time. They can be great promotional items for pretty much anything. Whether you’re an autobody shop or a coffee shop trying to get noticed, people will look at your bumper sticker. The best ones are memorable and have jokes or are so stupid you have a hard time forgetting them. Get your own bumper sticker with your custom logo to pass out. Check out our selection of bumper stickers.
