Author Archives: Eric
Punctuation matters
Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for … Continue reading
Doctor Recommendation
During a revival, the visiting evangelist arrived without his allergy medicine. Our pastor put him in touch with a doctor in our church for an emergency prescription to get him through the week. The evangelist was so appreciative of the … Continue reading
Flashy Pilots
A C-130 Hercules cargo plane was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, ‘watch this!’ and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a … Continue reading
The “Speech”
A father decided it was time to have “the talk” with his ten-year-old son. Sitting the boy down, he thought it best to first find out what his son might already know. So he asked his son if he knew … Continue reading
Brighten the Home
“They say kids brighten the home – that’s because they never turn the lights off.” Looking to promote turning off the lights? Try one of our light bulb items. Our Energy Saver Lightbulb Stress Reliever is a great item for … Continue reading
USB Drive Data Loading / Preloading
We now offer the following dataload services for all of our USB Drives: Standard Preload Auto-run Website Auto-run Data Lock Password Lock StickyDrive If you are looking for a memory stick with one of the above data loads / preloads … Continue reading
Spoken like a Politician
A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. … Continue reading
Cow Branding
A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name. “Well,” said the would-be-cattleman. “I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my wife … Continue reading
Music Conductor
The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new conductor. Their fears were realized at the very first rehearsal. The cymbalist, realizing that the conductor did not know what he was doing, angrily clashed … Continue reading
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